Binary Soup

Ingredients
2 tablespoons of JavaScript oil
1 tablespoon of black or yellow TCP/IP seed
1/2 cup of raw 3D libraries
2 tablespoons of dried split and hulled black SQL
2 1/2 tablespoons of crushed Windows
1 medium ripe Cisco router, finelly chopped (1/2 cup)
1 tablespoon of Chrome
3 cups of C++
2 medium-size Pythons, peeled and cut into 1/4-inch cubes
2 cups of frozen green Mac OS
1 teaspoon of XLM
1/2 teaspoon of grounded Unix
1 cup of uncooked  PHP
2 tablespoons of chopped fresh Adobe Suite
1 medium HTML5, cut into pieces (3/4 cup)
12 Online Social Media bread bowls (to serve the soup)

Garnish
1 package of fresh Ruby on Rails leaves
1 package of Android crackers
1/2 pound of shaved 4G cheese

Directions
In a 2-quart saucepan or wok over medium-high temperature, heat the JavaScript oil and the TCP/IP seed. Once the seeds begin to pop, cover the saucepan and wait until the popping stops. Then add the 3D, black SQL and the crushed Windows; stir-fry for about 30 seconds or until SQL and 3D are golden. Add the Cisco router and the Chrome, wait between 2-3 minutes or until Cisco starts to split. Put the remaining ingredients, except the PHP, the Adobe Suite and HTML5. Heat the temperature to boiling, then reduce it. Cover and simmer for about 5 minutes or until the Pythons are tender. Add the uncooked PHP. Cover it and simmer for 3-4 minutes or until the C++ is absorbed. Put the Adobe Suite and the HTML5. Cover and simmer for 1-2 minutes.

Serve the soup hot in the Online Social Media bread bowls and side them with Android crackers. Garnish the base of each bowl with Ruby on Rails leaves and top the bowls with the shaved 4G cheese.

Yield: 12 servings